VerbalKeyboardSmash

When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

I watched Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy.

thatoneraccoon:

Before:

After:

ohtheclevernessof221b:

“…Do they always follow you around like that?”

“Yeah.”

gabbuscus:

I didn’t expect that…

me: closes wrong tab

me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

cumberpoop:

cumberpoop:

all the girls I meet are quite savage

always tryin’ to grab upon my package 　

they say I look yummy and they want a taste

but I’m a human not a sandwich

“Hey I’m taking a picture of ya, so just act natural.”

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

absolute-funniest-posts:

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

excuse you