VerbalKeyboardSmash
When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment
I watched Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy.

thatoneraccoon:


Before:

After:

 

ohtheclevernessof221b:

“…Do they always follow you around like that?”
“Yeah.”

ohtheclevernessof221b:

“…Do they always follow you around like that?”

“Yeah.”

gabbuscus:

I didn’t expect that…

gabbuscus:

I didn’t expect that…

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

cumberpoop:

cumberpoop:

all the girls I meet are quite savage
 
always tryin’ to grab upon my package  

they say I look yummy and they want a taste

but I’m a human not a sandwich 

“Hey I’m taking a picture of ya, so just act natural.”

absolute-funniest-posts:

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

excuse you